Take it to the Bridge
Post 12 hour night shift, 3 hours sleep, house hunting, we went to Bidford on Avon but it was closed, not quite thinking straight, blip!
edit: added in a mono version as it is 'mono Monday'
The bridge in Bidford on Avon was damaged when someone had a seriously bad day a few weeks back. Currently open for walking but closed to traffic, the builders working on it reckoned on another 4 months to complete the repairs, and ~150 enquiries per day about what had happened and how long ..... I could only suggest a sign might save them some time.
News report here