Well that's clarified matters somewhat

It's taken a while, but at last these rather vague instructions have become more specific.

In the interests of fairness however, I do hope that the notice is aimed at our neighbour's male colleagues as well as ourselves.

I'm happy to comply, but I fail to see how belittling the toilet seat is going to help: "Bad toilet seat - you'll never amount to anything! You're rubbish! Call yourself a toilet seat?"

Hmmm...anyone got any better suggestions for bathroom furniture put-downs?