Consider the cicada

"ere, Bob.  I fought you said he wozn't gonna do a nuver one of them bug blips today"
"That's true, Jeff. Though technically we aren't bugs.  We aren't even insects, we are merely outer skin casing which have been shed and no longer serve a useful purpose.  It's probably an attempt at some sort of artistic photographic metaphor for something"
"I fink it's just coz is daughter keeps collecting us to put in that big jar"

Alternates:
Granpa don't give a F....
Who you callin' wincey