Flaky

Providing you with high speed internet access where you need it, is now one more benefit when staying with [insert name of hotel chain here]

No its not. Its sodding slow. The Router's crashed. Reception don't know how to reboot it. Turn it on and off again, perhaps. Ah, now that works. Its still slow, though.

Another shot of the Selfridges building in Birmingham. Its not even an original angle.

Meh.

I need a beer.