The Wand Of Narcissism

Look!
I’m standing in front of a famous building

Look!
I’m grinning next to a work of art

Look!
I’m on a train

Look!
I’m in a restaurant

Look!
I’m outside the cinema

Look!
I’m with my friends at a concert
We’ve got our tongues sticking out

Look!
We’re pouting

Look!
I’m with my boyfriend/girlfriend
We’re kissing

Look!
I’m all over the place

Look!
My face is in your face

It’s awesome
I just can’t get enough of me


The scourge of the selfie stick