Super Duck

Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn!

Q: What's another name for a clever duck? 
A: A wise quacker!
 
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
(Foul weather!)

What do ducks watch on TV?
(Duckumentaries!)

Q: What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
A: He quacked up! 

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