Ooops

Wasn't me guv, never even touched it, honest!

Reminds me of the Mikado scene where the Mikado thinks that 'our heroes' have executed his son:
MIKADO. Yes. Something lingering, with boiling oil in it, I fancy. Something of that sort. I think boiling oil occurs in it, but I’m not sure. I know it’s something humorous, but lingering, with either boiling oil or melted lead. Come, come, don’t fret – I’m not a bit angry.
KOKO. (in abject terror). If your Majesty will accept our assurance, we had no idea
PITTI SING. I knew nothing about it.
POOH BAH. I wasn’t there.

Extra:  The goose is getting fat

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