Thanks but no.

A veritable plethora of pish greeted me on the doormat tonight. I don't need your glasses, I don't need your shoes, I don't want your hardware, I'm okay for broadband and I don't want your windows and conservatories.
Most of all, however, I don't want your incessant prompting to buy nutrition-free, processed, salt-heavy, sugar-laden, calorie-rich shite in a box.
The Soil Association leaflet was an interesting read though.