Anticlimax

At the end of a quest that had spanned several decades, Dominic had finally found it. 
He had located the G spot. 
It was nothing to write home about, to be honest. 
Still, it was a pity that Fionnuala wasn't there. Typical of her, she was rooting around in the bargains aisle of Dealz, across the road. She'd only be gone for 5 minutes she had said... 
It was supposed to be a special moment for a couple. 
According to his mates in the pub. 
He had seen them snigger while singing the praise of that elusive, mysterious G spot. 

He was now convinced that they had been taking the piss.

That shower of bollixes.