In the kingdom of the blind ...

... the one eyed ape is King.  Unless there are two of them, in which case, presumably they'd have to agree a power sharing deal.

I've not been to Stab Alley for a little while, but this, and it's blue sibling opposite (which only has one King) must be very new given they haven't yet been defaced.

www.cyclops-ape.com

I went for a beer on the way home and a woman sitting nearby had a quacking duck as the ringtone on her phone.  I bet her friends ring her up just so the people in the pub think a duck has just walked in.  Worked for me.