The flobster (side on)

One of the drawbacks of giving up smoking is the need to be constantly shovelling food into one's gob.   4 weeks without any baccie and I have split my trousers.  I thought that by displaying my biggerness on a public forum would help  to shame me into putting a stop to the  weight increase.   
I have never been a flobster and don't intend to become one now.        
Of course our holiday in Denmark last week added to my food and drink intake and if you see the extra shot of the horrendous blisters on the bottom of my feet you will see why I have not been able to run about as much as usual.
I will be back to spindly spishy before you can say bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!