This Big

'No really, it was THIS big!' he said showing me the size of the fly he had just swallowed.

'Nooo that would be too big a fly even for you!', come on....

'But it was absolutely humungus!!'

'Very well caught indeed but hey if you are going into the Tiny Tuesday slot here I don't need you to put on weight quite so rapidly!!'

'Rather,' he said as he winked innocently and giggled at me, 'a good job you are the one with the camera!'