Albert Street

"Hello, Samaritans?"

"Hi, I'm feeling - well - gutted- like I can't go on, ken..."

"Why's that?"

"Well, ah've heard whispers that Cigs is about tae end, like. There's hardly any left tae blip and....."

"Take your time, it's OK, I'm here"

"Well, what ur we gonnae do when there's nane left and there's nae mair Cigs blips...?"

"I'm sure it won't end; he's got a life membership and perhaps he'll move on to blipping something else. Like ...like maybe kittens or something?
Hello...?                     Hello - are you still there?
Helllooo....?"