KERR-CHING!

How come everything has started costing £250?

My new glasses, probably the amongst the cheapest
(and most geeky) in the shop.
KERR-CHING! £250. Thank you madam.

The solicitors, are drawing up a single page letter which I have to sign.
KERR-CHING! £250. Thank you madam.

And an electricity bill, (jeez, have I been secretly growing cannabis
with a 24 hour heat lamp or something?).
KERR-CHING! £250. Thank you madam.

I'm going to have to start juggling kittens in the nude for money again.
(People pay for me to put my clothes back on, the kittens are just a
distraction from all the vomiting).