Living the i-Life

A Play. In One Act.


Scene: A coastal idyll. A sunny afternoon. Craig takes a photo.

"Awe babes, gonna treasure this selfie for ever and ever. This place is gorgeous. Sometimes I feel I love you too much Davina."

"I'm leaving you Craig."

"What?"

"I've been seeing someone else."

"What about the kids?"

"You keep them all, especially the miserable one that looks like a gerbil."

"Gunther?"

"No, the fat one."

"How do I delete photos?"

"Tap the trash can icon, goodbye Craig."

".....goodbye Davina"

The End


Curtain falls to rapturous applause.