"Ingerland"

Yup the game really was that exciting.

Kate is pretending to watch while mentally she is in her "happy place".

Trung, the Germany fan who was forced to wear an Italy shirt, has fallen asleep from boredom.

I don't like Ashley Cole, but thank goodness he missed his penalty to put us out of our misery and spare England the embarrassment of playing like that in the semis!