Another Numpty 291/365

Just what you need to find in the woods at 3am... a sub-normal IQ knuckel-dragger has abandoned his Suzuki Vitara after jamming it down a public footpath.  No way this is ever getting out again.  We might have to lift it with a tele-handler or failing that we will cut it up where it is and sell the bits.  Either way it's toast!