Posed and Poised

After the success of yesterday's (alleged) gibberish here is some more ...

Seal Cub: "Mum, mum open your eyes! Look, look!! After days of practising at last I can strike the pose! I am well balanced. And look there's a photographer over there taking my picture, l bet he's well impressed!".

Mother Seal (on opening her eyes!): "Well done you! But don't get over excited that man isn't a photographer, he's just a snapper. If he was a photographer he'd be using a tripod, or at the very least a monopod. It's a handheld shot and at best it will only be slightly blurred.

Look here comes a real photographer with all the right gear so strike your pose again and don't forget to smile and by tomorrow morning you will be very popular on Blipfoto!".