Breeze's Birthday Cake

One ruddy Direction!

That is all she could think about, One Flipping Direction!

You know, she's 12 and totally in love with them (or more precisely Harry, the floppy haired one I believe), their music and their hairstyles. 

So this birthday we went with the Barbie theme....

I wish! One ricking Direction this, One smegging Direction that!

And to top it all, she refused to allow anyone to cut her cake, wanting the four lads to survive her birthday intact. What is the purpose of a birthday cake if it's not to be eaten? Well eventually she Susan to cut the cake as long as Harry remained whole.

All I wanted to do was decapitate the lads... Am I sick and twisted?