'Nerf'

Lunch with friends on the last day of school.

It was a Nerf-fest for the kids, high on additives and juice......Ewan had just been whacked in the knee with a Nerf machine gun and was screaming like a baby. Then I blipped him, just to add to his humiliation.

Topics of conversation over lunch (adults, not kids):

leeches
food
dirty books (50 Shades of Grey)
wind
eyebrow plucking
food again
cists
teeth grinding
gum shields, eye masks and ear plugs (they were my topics)
the scaryness of young kids having 3g access on their phones
Benefit make up
female surgery?!
murder
Johnny Depp (won't say who started that one!)
food again
what are we going to do with our kids for the next 8 weeks......