Something to chew over!!

Dylan: That was a new vet we got for our annual check-up this week!
Bandit: She was very gentle. I hardly felt the needle!
Dylan: I wonder why we got her?
Bandit: Perhaps she's an expert on rabbits?
Dylan: A bunny girl?
Bandit: Dylan!!!!!
Dylan: She said our teeth were in very good order.
Bandit: It's all that chewing plants
Dylan: And bushes
Bandit: And shrubs
Dylan: And sunflower stems
Bandit: And kale!!
Dylan: Did you hear " I started a joke" on Sound of the Sixties this morning?
Bandit: Yes, but this  is my favourite version.
Dylan: Ooh!! That is lovely. I hope everyone listens to it.

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