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Thank you, Metro, for providing this fantastic first page to sleep-weary commuters.

The amount of people I have seen today who briefly eyed the photo of destroyed houses and big lettered heading 'Zombie epidemic', did a double take and started reading with a very worried/shocked/unbelieving expression on their faces, really made my day.

If you haven't seen the Metro today, the zombie story is about tranquiliser abuse amongst women.