The Lurgan Lothario.

"I miss the troubles sometimes. Back then I was somebody, people respected and feared me. I could have people killed, you know."
"Aye, and now you're just an old bollocks in a tweed jacket like the rest of us."
"D'you see that little gobshite over there taking pictures with his phone, thinking I don't know what he's doing? There was a time he wouldn't be walking again; but now I let it go."