Antiquated device

Terrestrial TV?
What the fock is dat?

Never heard of it.

What?
Starlings in their Eyes? Nope. Doesn’t ring a bell.
The X-crement Factor? No idea.
Twin Beaks? What are you on about?
Russell Crow? Russel who?!


Now, if you will excuse me, I have just spotted an available spot on the much prized Starling Seaview Condo, I am requesting permission to land.