Minging

It really was when I found it on my way home this afternoon. It absolutely stank and was really grubby but it's been through the washing machine twice now with Ariel Excel, Lenor, a whole bag of washing soda and a big bottle of Dettol. Not the most beautifully matched fabrics nor the best work in the world (I suspect it lay languishing for years and then someone else finished it) and it's not quite symmetrical either but it's got to be worth a tenner of anyone's money. And now it won't be quite so unloved even if Imogen does cover it in make-up and ink...