Faith, Hope and the other one

Faith: I trust you are both well girls, and enjoying the sunshine?

Hope: I hope these wee neds drinking cider on the hill behind us don't get out of hand. They keep shouting at us!

Probity: Well we just have to be honest in our acknowledgement of them, but continue to face the other way. In otheer words, ignore the bastards!

Hope: Didn't you used to be called 'Charity'?

Probity: Yes, but tough times call for tough measures.

Hope: I heard someone call you 'Chastity' the other day. Now there's a laugh, I thought.

Faith: Ladies! Ladies! We are standing together on this plynth to represent positive values.

Hope: Oh, bugger!