Greetings from...

Disneyland Paris.

I'm confused. How can this be the happiest place on earth when there are four other Disney resorts around the world, with a sixth opening next year? Are they the joint happiest? Or does it rotate around each day according to time zones?

Anyway, we're en famille in Paris. With Mme Tepeka's parents, also known as my in-laws.

Gorgeous day today - bright and crisp without a hint of rain. Very different to what we left behind.

Off now to try to find a way to stream this evening's I'm A Celebrity for a couple of female members of the party. Like granny, like granddaughter, I always say...