Do you mind if I sit here?

This is our elf. He arrived in 2013 and was promptly named Butt by the little pirates. Yes, Butt. Like the one you're presumably sitting on.

They were 8 and 6 at the time, which is the absolute height of body part/toilet hilarity.

At the time we were doing the "Buts are for sitting on" thing when they were answering back or trying to get out of doing their chores. So it's partly our fault probably.

The wreath is a little modern twist, I found it in the sales a couple of years ago in Wilkos when I updated the tree (new life, new stuff)

Still poorly here. Many hot paracetamol drinks being consumed, lots of family movies being watched.