A moral and a modern parable

Big Hamish was buried this morning. In his short life he had much enjoyed a diet of deep-fried Mars Bars and fried haggis suppers washed down with gallon upon gallon of Pepsi, and strictly nae vegetables.

The extra is a modern parable:

Orange  built their box upon a rock:
And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that box; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.
Foolish T Mobile, built their box upon the sand:
And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that box and it fell: and great was the fall of it.