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Illness which has stopped play for me today :-(

Took this in the bathroom which (at the risk of causing offence) is where I spent quite a bit of time last night.

My new boss told me to bugger off keep my germs at home.
So I have taken the advise (for a change) and been drinking loads of cold water in an attempt to rain off the bug party in my intestines.

Good news for the works weight loss challenge though :-)

Every cloud.... and all that jazz.

What did one bacteria say to the other bacteria?
Let's make like an amoeba and split.