We All Gotta Die Sometime.

"Okay, you fucker. You're going to make this easy for me or, by God, I will make it very difficult for you. DO NOT let loose your needles freely. DO NOT get stuck in the lift door like your bastard mate did last year. Jesus.....don't look at me with those big cow eyes and droopy branches. Take it like a man!!"

There was a long, silent pause. I almost felt something for the poor sod. But then I remembered how much sweeping up I would inevitably have to do after the deed.

So I threw the fucker off the roof.

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