Lost Gladiator!

Gluteus Maximus has disappeared. A search is ongoing for 12 - 14 kilos of excess baggage.

Mrs Booty helped me shower etc as one is a frail little petal, she suddenly exclaimed,"Where has my man gone?"

I was terrified thinking my extremity had fallen off. It appears that my bottom, ecstasy grips, man-boobs have disappeared and my stomach is starting to resemble the original six pack of yore.

This is for Amanda who has made life funny and bearable. Not up to her sultry standards, yet!