Le Plan

Oui! 
Le grand Plan! 
I had to breath in just  a little too hard the other day when I was putting my pants on. And seeing that I bought two new suits of the same size a few weeks ago, I refuse to buy any more just "cuz I'm a porky little bugger. 
When I've lost all my weight, I'll stand sideways, stick out my tongue, and look like a zip. 

Ah well. Until tomorrow....