Frozen desolation

Hurry people! Stock up before tomorrow's Snowmageddon! Don't be caught with an empty fridge, cause that could kill you. Not the empty fridge but having to drive somewhere to buy food. Hurry, hurry, they're saying 3-5 inches, that's quite a lo....pardon? Oh it isn' t, is it. It's a little more than a dusting but nothing to panic over. Phew.

Tonight we find out who wins the Iowa primary! It is super exciting because finally we ge....pardon? Oh. It doesn't really mean diddlysquat as far as November's presidential election goes? Well then why the incessant, all-day media coverage, I wonder.