Playing Dead

Well, you can imagine my horror when I stepped into my son's bedroom to find the evil deadly Splitface just about to fire his precision laser gun at Mr. Cat.

Luckily, Mr. Cat had the quickness of mind to play dead, confusing the mighty anti-superhero for a moment, and giving me the chance to pounce on the heartless rogue and disarm him. Unfortunately, I was lasered a couple of times, but apart from getting rid of a few nostril hairs, no real harm was done.

Poor Mr. Cat was so traumatised, he continued to play dead for several hours.