Condiments of the Season...

An elderly lady came into my pharmacy on Friday, and whispered to me that she had an unusual problem.

'Something strange has started happening,' she confided. 'Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.'

As you know, I'm a highly trained professional, so I responded in the appropriate manner.

'Bloody hell - what are you taking for it?'

She looked at me as though I was an idiot.


'Pepper.......!'




Anyway, for those of you who are unloveable unloved, I send a Valentine's Day hug, and this happy thought: you've saved yourselves a fortune on overpriced flowers, chocolates and champagne, and if you want to treat yourself tomorrow, everything will be at least half price! X