The Theory of Relativity…….

……so OK, maybe the tape measure that came with the small box of knitting tools I ordered from Hong Kong over the intertubes isn't to be trusted (as shown above……and no, it's NOT a composite image, I've put the original in as proof an 'extra';-))…..but all the other bits and pieces are fine and fit for purpose. And given that the whole box of tricks only cost £2.09 (inc p&p!), I'm not complaining!