Wit

Spent the morning waiting for one of the cars to be serviced, a major scheduled service, not emergency, and it was the one that makes you go *gulp* when you see the bill. (One of the other cars had the same money draining service last week so we're in the poorhouse right now). 
Wandered around trying to pass some time, bought an absolutely average Cornish Pastie from the supermarket next door that's promoting its home delivery service, 
I can't make my mind up whether this constitutes wit or not. 

Ah well. Until tomorrow....