Logging .........

A traumatic 30mile walk ... With Tits and DDLC...
At one point I truly believed that we would have to have an army Chinook scrambled from Brize Norton to air lift DDLC from the thickets ... We could just imagine them dangling the airlift belt and winching her up through the thick canopy as she bounced around and flailed ...... Talking of having a wee was mentioned as was keeping lipgloss topped up and the fact that Dash the puppy is ever so good at recall .... Yes,we cover lots of bases we do.

We also discussed essential sayings passed down the generations such as,

Steady past your grannies.
Sort them out love you've got a box full .
Here's your hat what's the rush.
Mind the stumps ..
And fuck off you stupid dick head .