OK, I'm fat, get over it!

Actually I prefer to think of myself as big-furred. I recently ballooned up to a size where I could no longer squeeze through the cat flap. That's when we discovered I had a thyroid problem. So, you see it's medical, nothing to do with the vast quantities of food I eat ( not to mention the mysterious appearance of a pile of pigeon feathers in the back garden, sans pigeon. I said NOT to mention!)