I'm shy, Mary Ellen, I'm shy....

The caption was going to be on the lines of:
This chap didn't want to stop for a chat as we passed on our walk. "What do you think of the Common Agricultural Policy?" "It's all old bollocks."

Instead, in a coy but elegant move, the left leg moved forward as the shutter was pressed, so that the aforementioned descendants, large as they were, are completely hidden from view.

They were massive. Honestly.

Here's Jack Pleasants, for those who like that sort of thing.