Sod the diet

I have eaten melon till my skin turned orange, Granny Smith's until my gran told me to get lost, bananas till I can peel them faster than a chimpanzee, and  drank enough water to float Noah and his bloody Ark. 
I lose a pound or two, I gain them back again, yo-yo-ing all the time. 
I'm getting exercise too, but more than anything, I'm getting pissed off. 

So sod it, eat drink and be merry, 'cuz it's easter and I intend to enjoy it. I hope everyone has a good one too.

Ah well. Until tomorrow....