The Life and Times of ...

By PappaG

Bombing Run

Evening all,

"How about the white Metro??"

"Did it yesterday"

"oh yeah...the Black Peugoet then?? Shows up better on black too!"

"Did him twice last week.....remember...he came out washed it then we went again as he was closing his door........!!!"

"hahahahahahahaha.....thats right ...the look on his face!! What about the silver Mazda then??

"Pointless......did his the week before....he just left it......if you look at the back Bert's is still ingrained there....!!"

"Who's then .......the Red Golf??"

"Dunno.....she said she'd kill us the last time......I know we always hear that but.....there was something...something in her voice, I dont want to go near hers forrrrrrrrever!"

"The Rover then......??"

"He nearly got Charlie with a stone last time......if that one we better stay away for a while......!"

What about her with the shopping bags??"

"Where??"

"Bend your head to the left....."

"oooooo yeah ..........ok!"

Boy did she curse..........I learnt some new words there.....I was going to the shop.....Thank the lord they missed me!! Four direct hits........!!

Not sure if these are the culprits, but after witnessing that and seeing them.....I couldn't resist !!! ;0)

For Pigeon lovers...look away, for those that have experienced the gut wrenching when you have newly washed and waxed the car to come out and have been victim to these guys........this is the car to get lol ;0)

Have a great evening ;0)

TTFN ;0)

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