Improbable histories

We had a bunch of people round to see Delphine, Paul and Adele who are staying with us for a while.

At this point in the proceedings, Arthur - a Scotsman - is telling a story about Arthur The Dutchman; I seem to remember it involving Grolsch bottles, a bleeding hand and an inquisitive customs man...but I can't be entirely sure I didn't dream the whole thing.