Berwick-Nord-sur-mer

Security.

Off on a jaunt to a swanky wedding.

Posh gaff. So posh they put a security seal on the bog roll to offer you peace of mind that no scroat has nipped in and dropped a log into your pan since the house keeping team had been round. Thankfully my seal was intact. Slightly concerned about the skiddies on the towel though.

Nice view from the room too, golf, water, sky - all the things you'd expect from a quality establishment, I've bundled them into the extras should you have enough time on your hands..

Any hoo. What a bash. See extras again for the gorgeous bride (she arranged the sunset special) and a bottle of house red that cost £26! £26!! I nearly missed the cutting of the cake as the paramedics brought me back to consciousness.

Grand it was. Good luck to the pair of them.