Driftwood Jousting

The rules are simple:

1.1 All participants must have a bicycle.
1.2 The bike can be either ridden (advanced) or pushed (beginners)
1.3 Stabilisers are not allowed
1.4 Bicycles with more than 3 gears are penalised with a flat rear tyre
1.5 Bicycles must have a bell which should rung to commence the joust

2.1 The lance must be made from driftwood
2.2 All driftwood must be scavenged from Severn Beach
2.3 Preparing your driftwood with an axe or knife is strictly forbidden

3.1 All participants should wear a striped top, body armour is not allowed
3.2 You may tie a 'favour' from a lady, to the end of your lance
3.3 The favour should be lacey and sexy, big knickers are not allowed