How to play football No. 132

The Art of the Professional foul.

Sit on the grass, whistle innocently.
Be just outside the box.
Catch the trailing foot.
When the whistle blows, express incredulity (outspread arms usually helps).
On the awarding of a free kick, using only the medium of mime, question the referee's parents marital status.

Repeat for 45 minutes.

Sit on the grass, whistle innocently.
Be just outside the box.
Catch the trailing foot.
When the whistle blows, express incredulity (outspread arms usually help).
On the awarding of a free kick, using only the medium of mime, question the referee's parents marital status.

Repeat for 45 minutes.

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Extra 1.

Kev couldn't concentrate on the game, he was focussed on swapping shirts when the final whistle blows.
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Extra 2.

'Fumbles' McCready had it covered, didn't even need the bunnet aff.

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Extra 3.

Referee! He's a girl!