The Loneliness of a fridge!

We have just become proud owner of the Dun**s Club Card, but the laziness combined with the freezing temperatures have kept us miles away from any sort of supermarket.
That has resulted in an empty lonely fridge hosting:
- 1 month old cake nobody dares eating
- 2 spare 3 week-old eggs
- 1 and half cherry tomato desperately looking for its way to the bin
- Some bacon bits
- Other unidentified items
Most of all, there is no beer or alcohol whatsoever?should we give the online supermarket a try?