Stag Day 3: segwahay

What happens in Benidorm stays in Benidorm. 

Mostly.

Among other things, we took a trip along the beachfront on segways, which was a load of fun. And a lot cooler than it probably looked.  As we trundled past a bunch of people, one of them pointed at the sit-down segways and said loudly, "he looks like he's taking a shit."  Which was kind of hard to argue with.