Thief in the night

And in the daytime too.  Little Ern left this whopping chewie unguarded for the briefest of moments - and I was in.  I don't think SHE was too happy about it, but she couldn't get it off me.  No-one could.

There's only so much a small starving dog can stand, I tell you.

Hey guess what!  We are seeing the latest series of Britain's got Talent, and we've never seen it before, and there was this little dog a Pom/Maltese Cross, and he could do SO many tricks - it was amazing, and I want to do tricks too - that way I'd get more treats - and he could dance and EVERYTHING, even somersaults, and he had white fur, and I've got black fur and we'd make a lovely couple. (Big breath).  

I fell in love instantly.

Just one more thing - it was a GREAT day today - SHE came out into the garden with me, and we had the best time!  Probably the best day in my entire life.